Some humor for 2011: a “Things people have never said about a restaurant” website.
My favorite excerpts:
“I really like the way their cheesy elevator jazz interacts with the music I was listening to in iTunes.”
“I hope the phone number and address are actually images so I can’t copy and paste them!”
“I go to restaurant websites for the ambiance.”
“Who needs the phone number of a restaurant when you could be enjoying stock photos of food?”
A quick search turned up a few more rants about restaurant sites. Looks like an epidemic!
- Restaurant websites: the great and the terrible
- “A couple of days ago, a friend was asking me for a restaurant recommendation. Easy task, I thought. I had some restaurants in mind and just needed to check and see if they were open and send her the websites. What should have been a 5-minute email turned into a half-hour nightmare as I slogged through websites that are more intent on impressing me with movies, music, and other annoyances than on giving me direct information.”
- Why ARE restaurant sites so bad?
- “Who thinks it’s good idea to blast annoying music at people going to your site? Why do they so often rely on Flash, which doesn’t really add anything to the experience, when half the time people are looking up the site on mobile devices to get basic information? Why this bizarre preference for menus in PDF format?”
- Restaurant websites: casting the net
- “… has a notoriously ludicrous website which – granted – may well appeal to the sort of ‘zany’ people who eat there. As for everyone else, it will probably just make you want to smash your fist through your monitor.”
Perhaps I’m still unhappy about spending an hour looking for a place to eat in Little Rock last weekend. Flash websites and PDF menus on a 2007 Sprint Treo is not for the faint of heart.